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Best Couple Update: Both Patrick Dempsey and Ellen Pompeo signed on for two more seasons of GREY’S ANATOMY, which was good news to fans of MerDer.

Ickiest Quote: “I don’t care what he does with his penis,” said THE TASTE’s Anthony Bourdain of his protégé’s showmance, “as long as he doesn’t stick it in the soup!”

Least Sought After Show: Apparently, less than 350,000 watched HBO’s LOOKING, about gay pals in San Francisco. TALES OF THE CITY, it’s not!

Best Kiss: At last! Those of us who’ve been shipping THE MINDY PROJECT’s Danny and Mindy got the swoon-worthy buss we’ve been waiting for!

Saddest Truth-Telling: David Lynch revealed that despite rumors, there are no plans for TWIN PEAKS to return. Sigh.

Life(time) Lesson: With 6.1 million tuning in to FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC, the network proved that sex sells… even if it’s between siblings! [Read more…]

Not-So-Killer Ending: Five days following the series finale of DEXTER we remain at a loss for words. Well, except to say that America’s favorite serial killer deserved better. Way better.

Coolest Dude: Forget the new kids on the block. For our money, Clark Gregg’s Coulson is the best thing about the already pretty awesome AGENTS OF SHIELD.
 
Tackiest Plug: How better to top an episode of DR. PHIL dealing with statutory rape, teen drug abuse and parental abuse? Why by having former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter sing a song and promote his book, of course! 

Best Wife Swap: Although the titular star of THE MICHAEL J. FOX SHOW is married in real life to co-star Tracy Pollan, she plays his neighbor on the semi-autobiographical series.
 
Earliest Celebration: Fox’s BOB’s BURGERS was renewed for a fifth season before season four’s premiere had even aired.
 
Slickest Action Scene: THE BLACKLIST’s kidnapping of a general’s daughter was edge-of-your-seat tense and worthy of a big-screen sequence. [Read more…]

Event We’re Ashamed Of You For Attending: 3.2 million people watched HONEY BOO BOO’s mom get married.
 
Most Compelling-Yet-Not-Really-Interesting Game Show: While we can’t say that THE MILLION SECOND QUIZ is in any way, shape or form good, there is something train-wrecky about it that makes it impossible to stop watching.
 
Dumbest Question/Best Answer: Walking in to find GENERAL HOSPITAL’s Britt clearly delivering a baby on the floor of his castle (yes, castle!), Nikolas asked, “What’s going on there?” to which nurse Sabrina responded, “We’re baking a cake! What does it look like?”
 
Best Banter: Put THE BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL’s Wyatt, Hope and Liam together in a scene, and it’s pretty much guaranteed a good time will be had by all.
 
Funnest Ad Campaign: Fox is running “smash chat” ads in which, thanks to editing, characters from one show appear to be having phone conversations with those from another.
 
Most Likely To Die Of An Eye-rolling Incident: PROJECT RUNWAY’s Ken clearly was never given the childhood warning, “Keep making that face, it’ll stay that way!” [Read more…]

This Week in No-Brainer Executive Decisions: High on the ratings of its summer series UNDER THE DOME, CBS — apparently not really getting the appeal of a story with a beginning, middle and end — confirmed there will be a second season.
 
Most Desperate Casting: Come on, Mindy Kaling! We know your show needs attention, but Kris Humphries? Really? We expect better of THE MINDY PROJECT. Although TVLine called this his “first scripted series gig,” we — having seen episodes of KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS — beg to differ.
 
Best Bait-And-Switch: DAYS OF OUR LIVES led viewers to think Kristen was going to blow Eric out of the water by revealing the sex tape she’d made with the sexy priest. Instead, Eric’s twin sister, Sami, was arrested because of a tape proving she’d lied to a grand jury!
 
Lamest Crossover: Are we really to believe that REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY’s Theresa just happened to turn to Dr V. of Bravo’s L.A. SHRINKS for help in dealing with her familial issues? [Read more…]

Most Shameful Statement: Asked if MODERN FAMILY’s Cam and Mitchell might get married in the wake of this week’s supreme court decision, co-creator Christopher Lloyd told Entertainment Weekly that they “didn’t want to make a political statement.” Yes, God forbid a show that has helped show a gay couple in a loving — if almost completely asexual — relationship allow the characters to embrace this historic moment.

Biggest Hypocrites: In dropping scandal-plagued Paula Deen from their line-up, the folks at QVC said this wasn’t a “forever decision” and that people deserve second chances. In other words, they’re trying to figure out when the public will decide that their desire for butter-based recipes outweighs her being a racist.

Coolest Celebration: To mark THE PRICE IS RIGHT’s 30th anniversary, the show taped an all-Plinko episode this week. And if you don’t know what Plinko is, we can no longer be friends.

Best Crossover: THE O.C.’s Seth and GOSSIP GIRL’s Blair are dating? World’s colliding! World’s colliding! [Read more…]