Most Fitting Finale: Hats off to Tina Fey and Co. for wrapping up 30 ROCK’s seven season run on an absurdly hilarious and surprising heartfelt note.
Most Manipulative: We all know THE BACHELOR’s bitchy Tierra doesn’t have a shot at walking away with Sean’s heart… and so does she. But that doesn’t mean she’s not willing to let herself be portrayed in the worst possible light in exchange for her 15 minutes of fame.
Most Shameless: In what some have called a desperate ratings stunt, this week’s episode of GLEE saw the writer’s shamelessly take advantage of its most eye-pleasing collection of student bodies to date by forcing the cast to strip down to raise money so that New Directions could compete at Regionals. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Least Eloquent Response: Upon learning that folks were petitioning to have him dumped from an episode of LAW & ORDER: SVU, convicted rapist Mike Tyson said, “I didn’t rape nobody or do anything like that.”
Show A Whole Lotta Folks Will Only Tune Into Once: Anybody else suspect that TOP HOOKER get big ratings upon debuting… only to fall off once men discover the Animal Planet series is actually about fishing?
Creepiest Kill: With apologies to THE FOLLOWING, Sunday’s shocking death of Lady Sybil on DOWNTON ABBEY from Preeclampsia was not only the week’s most unexpected death, but most unsettling as well. [Read more…]