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Today’s TV Addict Top 5: Television’s Most Boring Couples

Mike and Susan, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
These two should have been Wisteria Lane’s supercouple. Instead, we’re voting them Couple Most Likely To Get Fast-Forwarded Through. Every single time the show has had a chance to make Mike and Susan a root-for couple again, they’ve blown it.

Serena and Dan, GOSSIP GIRL
To be honest, we don’t much care for Serena with anyone. But with Nate, there was at least a bit of a spark… plus, it gave the woefully underused Chace Crawford something to do. Serena and Dan were a snoozefest from the get go and nothing’s changed since.


John and Marty, ONE LIFE TO LIVE
John is a brooding cop. Marty is a brooding psychiatrist. Lesson to be learned from their pairing: Two brooders don’t breed much excitement among fans. Fortunately, he’s got a fiesty, fiery redhead named Natalie waiting in the wings. Cue the end of John and Marty in 3… 2… 1… 

Sookie and Bill, TRUE BLOOD
We like Sookie. We like Bill. But together? Not so much. We’d much rather see Sookie with smokin’ vamp Eric and Bill with, well, someone else. Oh, who cares. As long as we get lots, lots more of Hoyt and Jessica, we’re totally on board.

Will and Emma, GLEE
Maybe it’s that she’s simply too quirky. Maybe it’s that he’s way too big a wuss. But while we once longed for these two to form a duet, they’ve been a one-note letdown for weeks now. Move along, kids, nothin’ to see here.

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