When we last left our friends over on Wisteria Lane, everybody’s favorite plumber Mike Delfino was in the midst of saying “I Do.” Unfortuantely, no thanks to spoiler-phobe creator Marc Cherry (who would be the first to admit he has a flair for the dramatic) fans are still waiting to discover whether Susan or Katherine is the lucky bride. That is, until now. Where, if you ask us, these first look photos from the upcoming sixth season premire of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (airing Sunday September 27 on ABC at 9PM, CTV in Canada) that feature a euphoric Susan and a not-so-happy Katherine provide for some pretty conclusive evidence. Wouldn’t ya say?

Since we at theTVaddict.com have already spent hours analyzing these scandalous new GOSSIP GIRL photos, we thought it about time to let you all in on the fun. Got a take on Nate and Dan’s secluded rendezvous! The ascension to power of new Queen Bee Jenny! Chuck’s sinister stare! Post away with your theories and click the link below for more photos, complete with TV Addict commentary that you’ve got to see to believe.

Who’s Jenny’s giving the evil eye to?

It’s Chuck and Eric Mini Chuck! [Note, credit for 'Mini Chuck' goes to TV Addict reader Aileen]

Note to Jenny, it’s probably not a good idea to make Blair cry.

Could that mysterious man in the photo be Chuck’s new ‘friend’?

No lack of subtlety here as Jenny [aka The New Blair] literally ascends to her throne.

Serena’s still smiling. Clearly Georgina hasn’t made it to town.

Oops, we spoke too soon.

Warning, the following comment is highly inappropriate. If you’re under eighteen, stop reading now. Hands in their pocket or are Nate and Dan just really happy to see each-other?

CW PHOTO CREDIT: Giovanni Rufino/THE CW ©2008

Lord knows this TV Addict has seen enough SMALLVILLE, well television really, to realize that it’s never a good sign when a show’s lead character dawns a dark suit and a mournful gaze. Can’t wait to find out what the future holds for our favorite superhero-in-training?

Any guesses as to who Clark and Lex are mourning? Place your bets in the comments below.

Photo: Michael Courtney/The CW © 2008

Good Morning Upper East Siders, the TV Addict here with a little GOSSIP GIRL Scoopage to tide you over until everybody’s favorite guilty pleasure returns on April 21.

Guess who our spies, and by spies we of course are referring to JustJared.com caught k-i-s-s-i-n-g on the streets of New York City this week?

‘V’ better watch her back, because you know what they say. Hell have no fury like an ‘S’ and ‘B’ scorned!