The TV Addict 

In a very particular, well thought out and concise order, the following is what this TV Addict is excited for tonight and why. By all means, add your list in the comments below.

1. LOST, 10PM ABC
Because Kate and Juliet are forced to work together to save Jack’s life… can you say awkward?

2. GREY’S ANATOMY, 9PM ABC
Not only is Addison returning to set McDreamy and Meredith straight, Dr. Hahn and Callie are quickly becoming Seattle Grace’s most intriguing new couple. Exactly how awesome is Dr. Hahn, so awesome that she warrants her own ‘Mc’ and is from here on in, simply going to be referred to as McHahn [Remember you heard it here first!]

3. SMALLVILLE, 8PM CW
President Lex, this we have to see.

4. THE OFFICE, 9PM NBC
Because we’re dying to know where Toby ran off to after last week’s embarrassing office faux paux! WWHRD? — What Would Human Resources Do? — definitely not that.

5. SUPERNATURAL, 9PM CW
It’s nice to know that at least in the world of Winchester, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is still alive. Or in the case of tonight’s episode, on the phone.

6. 30 ROCK, 9PM NBC
Not only does Liz Lemon make me smile, I’m just going to say it, she makes me feel better about myself!

7. UGLY BETTY, 8PM ABC
If UGLY BETTY doesn’t want to soon find itself off this illustrious and important list, we’re hoping this week’s episode brings us one step closer to Wilihemina’s triumphant [and more importantly funny] return to Mode.

8. SCRUBS, 8:30PM NBC
It’s not new, it’s not exciting, but at least it’s not cancelled. 

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AMERICAN IDOL 8PM, FOX
Tonight is Andrew Lloyd Webber week on IDOL, which means our money is on the incredibly ‘humble’ David Cook singing something from JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Series Premiere* - The Alaska Experiment - Discovery @ 10/9c
• *Season Premiere* - A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - MTV @ 10/9c
• *Season Premiere* - Most Outrageous Moments - NBC @ 8/7c
• *Special* - The Real Housewives of New York City - Bravo @ 9/7c (1-Hour Reunion Special)
• *New* - According to Jim - ABC @ 8/7c
• *New* - American Idol - FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* - Beauty and the Geek - CW @ 8/7c
• *New* - Big Brother - CBS @ 9/8c
• *New* - Boston Legal - ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
• *New* - Deion & Pilar: Prime Time Love - Oxygen @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* - Dancing With the Stars - ABC @ 9/8c
• *New* - Deadliest Catch - Discovery @ 9/8c
• *New* - Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels - A&E @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* - Hell’s Kitchen - FOX @ 9:02/8:02c
• *New* - Last Restaurant Standing - BBC America @ 9/8c
• *New* - Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - NBC @ 10/9c
• *New* - NCIS - CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* - Reaper - CW @ 9/8c
• *New* - The Bad Girls Club - Oxygen @ 10/9c
• *New* - The Riches - FX @ 10/9c
• *New* - Work Out - Bravo @ 11/10c

GOSSIP GIRL, 8PM CW
OMFG! In case you’ve been living under a rock — or worse, in Brooklyn — GOSSIP GIRL returns tonight.

ONE TREE HILL, 9PM CW
Remember when the CW used to promote other shows besides GOSSIP GIRL?

BIG BANG THEORY, 8PM CBS
Unlike Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer, nerds are funny.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, 8:30PM CBS
Robin Sparkles is back. So to is an actual story-line for Cobie Smulders.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

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ALIENS IN AMERICA, 8:30PM CW
Enjoy this little watched gem while you can.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, 9PM ABC
We’d be a lot more surprised by the mysterious man who shows up at Lynette and Tom’s Pizzeria if ABC’s promo department hadn’t already spoiled it for us.

BROTHERS & SISTERS, 10PM ABC
No word on whether Kitty and Robert’s life-changing moment has to do with an accusatory nanny.

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SMALLVILLE, 8PM CW
At this point, does anyone not know what happens in tonight’s landmark episode?

30 ROCK, 8:30PM NBC
It’s the return of the Beeper King!

THE OFFICE, 9PM, NBC
Michael falls in love with a picture in an office-supply catalog, which depending on your point-of-view, is either really funny or really creepy.

SCRUBS, 9:30PM NBC
The Janitor starting a hospital newspaper would have been cool in like 2000. But in 2008, print media is dead! Memo to Janitor: start a blog. Blonde doctor will be really impressed. Trust us, chicks dig bloggers.

ELI STONE, 10PM ABC
Greg Berlanti better not pull an ‘EVERWOOD’ with tonight’s ELI STONE finale. I cannot fathom waiting all summer to discover if Colin Eli lives or dies.

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BACK TO YOU, 8:30PM FOX
Call me old fashioned, but this traditional three camera sitcom continues to make me laugh.

AMERICAN IDOL, 9PM FOX
The TV Addict is going to go out on a limb and say after last night’s performance, David Cook is your next AMERICAN IDOL! Oh, and Carly Smithson’s going home tonight. Agree, disagree, post away.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Series Premiere* - The Big 4-0 - TV Land @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
• *Series Premiere* - Under One Roof - My Network TV @ 8/7c
• *Season Premiere* - The Real World - MTV @ 10/9c
• *Special* - Democratic Presidential Candidate Debate in Philadelphia - ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour Special)
• *New* - American Idol - FOX @ 9/8c
• *New* - America’s Next Top Model - CW @ 8/7c
• *New* - Back to You - FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
• *New* - Big Brother - CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* - Criminal Minds - CBS @ 9/8c
• *New* - CSI: NY - CBS @ 10/9c
• *New* - Deal or No Deal - NBC @ 8/7c
• *New* - Ghost Hunters - SciFi @ 9/8c
• *New* - Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil - Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* - Men In Trees - ABC @ 10/9c
• *New* - MI-5 - BBC America @ 9/8c
• *New* - Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious - CW @ 9/8c
• *New* - South Park - Comedy Central @ 10/9c
• *New* - ‘Til Death - FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* - Top Chef - Bravo @ 10/9c
• *New* - Tyler Perry’s House of Payne - TBS @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)

AMERICAN IDOL, 8PM FOX
How many more weeks until the all-David finale?

HELL’S KITCHEN, 9PM FOX
Melanie is insisting I watch an episode of HELL’S KITCHEN in preparation for my weekly hit on FLOW 93.5

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Season Finale* - Rob & Big - MTV @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Finale)
• *Season Finale* - The Biggest Loser - NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour Season Finale)
• *Season Finale* - The Real Housewives of New York City - Bravo @ 10/9c
• *Series Premiere* - Greenovate - TLC @ 7:30/6:30c
• *Series Premiere* - Wasted - TLC @ 7/6c
• *Season Premiere* - Deadliest Catch - Discovery @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
• *Season Premiere* - Work Out - Bravo @ 11/10c
• *New* - According to Jim - ABC @ 8/7c
• *New* - American Idol - FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* - Beauty and the Geek - CW @ 8/7c
• *New* - Big Brother - CBS @ 9/8c
• *New* - Boston Legal - ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
• *New* - Dancing With the Stars - ABC @ 9/8c
• *New* - Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels - A&E @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* - Hell’s Kitchen - FOX @ 9/8c
• *New* - Last Restaurant Standing - BBC America @ 9/8c
• *New* - Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - NBC @ 10/9c
• *New* - NCIS - CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* - The Bad Girls Club - Oxygen @ 10/9c
• *New* - The Riches - FX @ 10/9c

Welcome to the first edition of the TV Addict’s TV Guide [original I know!] Or, to be more specific, what the TV Addict will be watching tonight. Or, to be even more accurate, what the TV Addict will be PVR’ing tonight since I’ll actually be spending the night cheering on the Toronto Raptors.

THE BIG BANG THEORY, 8PM CBS
Proving the theory that the rules of high school still apply today, nerds are funny.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, 8:30PM CBS
Marshall questions his recent career move. Which is fitting, because by this time next week, odds are good he’ll be a really big movie star.

BONES, 8PM FOX
As if we are really going to care about some motorcyclist found dead in a mud pit when Booth and Brennan are being forced by Dr. Sweets to go on a double date.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Season Finale* - New Amsterdam - FOX @ 9/8c
• *Series Premiere* - Can You Duet? - CMT @ 10:30/9:30c
• *Series Premiere* - The Paper - MTV @ 10:30/9:30c
• *Season Premiere* - Ego Trip’s Miss Rap Supreme - VH1 @ 10/9c
• *Special* - 2008 CMT Music Awards - CMT @ 8/7c
• *Special* - Discovery Special: One Way Out - Discovery @ 10/9c
• *New* - America’s Prom Queen - ABC Family @ 9/8c
• *New* - Bones - FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* - Dancing with the Stars - ABC @ 8/7c (92-Minute New Episode)
• *New* - Deal or No Deal - NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
• *New* - Dirty Jobs - Discovery @ 9/8c
• *New* - Flavor of Love - VH1 @ 9/8c
• *New* - Greek - ABC Family @ 8/7c
• *New* - How I Met Your Mother - CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
• *New* - Jon & Kate Plus 8 - TLC @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
• *New* - Little People, Big World - TLC @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
• *New* - Medium - NBC @ 10/9c
• *New* - One Tree Hill - CW @ 9/8c
• *New* - Paradise Hotel - My Network TV @ 9/8c
• *New* - Rules of Engagement - CBS @ 9:30/8:30c
• *New* - Samantha Who? - ABC @ 9:32/8:32c
• *New* - The Bachelor - ABC @ 10:02/9:02c
• *New* - The Big Bang Theory - CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* - The Hills - MTV @ 10/9c
• *New* - Top Gear - BBC America @ 8/7c
• *New* - Two and a Half Men - CBS @ 9/8c