• An unexpected spoiler alert, look who’s back in Lux’s life.
• Brace yourself for One and a Half Men, with Charlie Sheen entering Rehab (Again!)
• Holy Sark! ALIAS baddie David Anders to drop by Mystic Falls for a multi-episode arc.
• Wonderful news: WONDERFALLS Caroline Dhavernas has snagged one of the three leads in Shonda Rhimes’ new medical pilot OFF THE MAP.
• Second lease on life for PAST LIFE star Kelly Kiddish, who signs onto Jerry Bruchkeimer’s CHASE.
• Career blunder of the week, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS alum Scott Porter turned down GLEE!
• Everything that is wrong with America summed up in four words: KARDASHIANS breaks E! records.
• File this under shows I should probably start watching, FX renews ARCHER for a second season.
• According to Ausiello: JIM star Jim Belushi is getting serious.
• OMG Pander Alert! Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner set to present at the OSCARS.
• Reason #423 why we don’t watch THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER, Bristol Palin will make a cameo appearance in an upcoming episode.
• The clock is ticking on Dana Wash’s time at CTU, Katee Sackhoff signs on to ABC crime drama.
• Betty White on SNL this close to becoming a reality, our theory: Anything Ashton Kutcher can do… Betty White can do better.
• Hardcore, desperate for answers, ‘Skater,’ Find out which type of LOST fan you are.
• MISSING: GROWING PAINS star Andrew Koenig
• DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES alum desperate [for work] no more, Nicollette Sheridan and Neal McDonough sign on to CBS, ABC projects respectively.
• ABC Family FTW! Renews GREEK for another 10 episodes.
• Whhheeaaatttooooon! According to his twitter, Wil Wheaton will reprise his role as Sheldon’s nemesis on an upcoming episode of THE BIG BANG THEORY.
• Holy Shat! In a stroke of casting brilliance William Shatner signs on to CBS pilot SH*T MY DAD SAYS.
• Spoiler Alert! Guess who’s hecking into Seattle Grace.
• PARTY DOWN… with E! Online’s second season preview of the cult Starz favorite.
• Moment of silence for UGLY BETTY, Adam Rodriguez announces he’s returning to CSI: MIAMI full time.
• Live from New York a stage near you it’s… Conan O’Brien, who according to reports is in the midst of planning a live stage revue.
• The CW finally tires of skinny white chicks! Maggie Q in talks to headline the network’s LA FEMME NIKITA reboot.
• The Jackal spotted IN PLAIN SIGHT, as WEST WING alum Allison Janney gets set to drop by the hit USA series.
• If you had 10.5 million dollars… you could own the iconic BEVERLY HILLS 90210 beach house.
• From the department of anything for a pay cheque, Courtney Thorne-Smith to follow up her critically derided turn on ACCORDING TO JIM with a multi-episode arc on ACCORDING TO JIM to TWO AND A HALF MEN.
• ‘Duh’ of the Week: Simon Cowell says Howard Stern not qualified to AMERICAN IDOL.
• O Colbert! Canada hearts you.
• Lea Michele gets animated, literally!
• Spoiler alert! LOST adds a few familiar faces.
• Eugene Levy gets HITCHED, to CBS pilot from Josh Schwartz.
• Jurassic TV, Fox teams up with Steven Spielberg for a Dinosaur-themed series.
• SCRUBS officially goes on life support, as alum Donald Faison joins CBS pilot THE ODDS.
• Better off on another show? Ted’s Jay Harrington jumps to NBC pilot NATHAN VS. NURTURE.
• Good News: SUPERNATURAL is coming back for a sixth season. Bad News: Showrunner Eric Kripke, well, not so much.
• Proof postive that there are only so many times one can laugh at a joke at OJ Simpson’s expense, Kevin Eubanks — after 18 years on the job — has announced he’ll step down from his post as TONIGHT SHOW bandleader sometime after the show resumes in March.
• From the department of we’ll take what we can get, SNL alum Cheri Oteri is headlining her own AMC web series.
• Let the promotional blitz begin, with yet another look at the return of GLEE.
• The ball is in Showtime’s court, with HBO unveiling an internet streaming service.
• Walters walks… from her annual Oscar night special.
• Dammit Jack! 24 halts production while Kiefer Sutherland undergoes surgery.
• Madonna to guest judge on Seinfeld’s MARRIAGE REF. Because if there’s one thing Madonna knows a thing or two about, it’s marriage.
• No longer stuck in the middle, ABC set to try out THE MIDDLE following MODERN FAMILY.
• Mad about Christina Hendricks, you’re probably gonna wanna see this.

• Colbert goes for the Gold, download official Olympic poster here.
• Get your LOST fix, with Jimmy Fallon’s nine-minute debut of LATE.
• From the department of really really sad, Lauren Conrad’s second book tops the New York Times bestseller list, again!
• Ain’t it Fakkin’ Cool News: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA alum Michael Trucco is heading to V.
• Let the debate begin, Maxim names THE BIG BANG THEORY’s Kaley Cuoco the hottest woman on TV.
• Guess who’s coming to Pawnee! Or just click here to find out.
• TV Writing 101: YOU too can be the next Seth MacFarlane!
• Wisteria Lane heats up, Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova are coming to DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.
• Brace yourself… for some big UGLY BETTY news.
• Flash forward to next year’s Emmy/Golden Globe winner: Kate Winslet signs on to HBO’s MILDRED PIERCE miniseries.