• It’s official: Twitter just got legendary.
• Observation: This guy has the best job in Hollywood.
• The secret’s out: Anonymous call girl responsible for Showtime series comes clean.
• Set your phasers to stunning! NBC developing a show that we’re actually excited for.
• Quick, look up in the air: Nope, not a bird, or a plane, it’s Hawkman!
• Carrie Prejean, not smarter than a fifth grader.
• TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES showrunner Josh Friedman will be back, with a re-imagination of CHARLIE’s ANGELS franchise on ABC.
• Crossover Alert! Tina Fey and Steve Carell are coming to a small big screen near you.
• Separated at Birth! Starring EVERWOOD’s Treat Williams and Balloon Boy Dad Richard Heene.
• This just in: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA alum Kate Vernon… needs to find herself a new agent.
• Holy Sh*t! Popular Twitterati @shitmydadsays gets his own development deal.
• ABC remembers Christian Slater, picks up THE FORGOTTEN for five more episodes.
• Stargate Smackdown, hell hath no fury like a TV critic scorned.
• Tiffani Thiessen expecting, which means that classic SAVED BY THE BELL episode where Zack and Kelly had to carry around a sack of flour pretending it was a baby is finally about to pay off!
• Will Betty Bounce Back? ABC certainly hopes so with talks heating up to move UGLY BETTY to Wednesdays come January 2010.
• Dreams do come true, J.J. Abrams to direct NBC’s UNDERCOVERS.
• Must-Read TV, the man at the helm of NBC during its FRIENDS/SEINFELD/ER heyday is penning a memoir.
• GLAAD not happy, with Wednesday’s episode of SOUTH PARK.
• Yet another argument against Jay Leno, THE MENTALIST gets syndicated on TNT for 2.2 to 2.3 million dollars per episode.
• Bad math, CBS subtracts episodes from NUMB3RS season order.
• Good math, courtesy of iTunes who is offering up Tuesday’s season premiere of V as a free download.
• Basic math, 2012 + TV = 2013
• Happy math, Simon Cowell donates $160,000 to cancer-striken girl.
• Desperate no more, Marc Cherry signs a rich new deal potentially keeping DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES on the air until 2013.
• Another one bites the dust, with Ausiello delivering the scoop on last night’s shocking VAMPIRE DIARIES turn-of-events.
• D’OH! The voice of Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta will soon be ‘landing’ on Wisteria Lane.
• Rumer has it, 90210 is going gay.
• The American dream continues for Stan Smith, whose AMERICAN DAD gets awarded a sixth season by FOX.
• NBC buys more CHUCK, adds 6 episodes to initial 13 episode order.
• No mercy for TRAUMA, NBC cancels series.
• Christmas comes early, for fans of SCRUBS and BETTER OFF TED
• From the department of sad but true, ‘TIL DEATH is the new ACCORDING TO JIM