Okay, I’ll admit it, I’m a sucker for ROSIE! She’s back on THE VIEW and so much fun
11:02AM: Joy makes the first Tom Cruise joke…. audience goes nuts! The flowers on the set were sent from Tom.
11:05AM: Rosie mentions her family, four minutes in.
11:06AM: The set is new, really bright blue. It’s nice. Woman are talking about Terrorism, back to Joy’s daughter, she’s engaged. I’ve never watched this show before, really… do all these woman just talk about is their life? Joy’s new son-in-law is a doctor’s assistant… isn’t that a NURSE! Seriously, nothing wrong with being a male nurse!
11:09AM: Rosie is asked about Kelli and being a Lesbian. Didn’t take long! Now Rosie and Barbara are talking about Rosie’s Blog!
11:10AM: Commercial Break…. Rosie says more ‘hot topics’… so hot topics are really just about talking about the women’s lives. Elizabeth cut her hair! OMG
11:14AM: Talking about Andre Agassi… boring! Someone bring up Star Jones! I wonder if she’s watching. She’s probably busy – shooting a payless commercial… or working there.
11:16AM: Barbara talks about Andre handeling success poorly.. hmmmm is she really talking about Star Jones!?!?
11:17AM: Camera Pans to Kelli (Rosie’s Partner) for like the fifth time.
11:19AM: 20 minutes in… ROSIE gives away her first audience gift… Everyone in the audience is GOING ON A CRUISE!!!!
11:22AM: 3 day Cruise!!!! Not quite a Car, but still pretty cool!
11:30AM: Back with Jessica Simpson. Brutal haircut Jessica. How can she speak. I thought she had a vocal disease! Jessica is dating John Mayer… really? didn’t know that. Jessica denies dating John Mayer.
11:30AM: These woman just talk over each other. Elizabeth is desperately trying to get a word in…. Oh.. Rosie just interrupted Barbara…. hahahah, then she stops and says, OMG I interrupted Barbara.. go ahead Barbara. These ladies are on their best behaviour!
11:39AM: And we’re back… Jessica is performing. I honestly don’t think I could care any less about her new album – give me more Rosie. How is Jessica singing. Wow, her new single is incredibly boring. I honestly prefer Nick Lachey’s new single.
11:44AM: Okay, after the song, Jessica’s voice was gone. There was no way she sang that… it must have been Jessica lip-syncing to her CD.
11:50AM: Rosie’s Lesbian Haircut, in her own words, “An Error of Epic Proportions, When my kid Blake saw it, he cried! Never a good sign” On Broadway, “I’m not gifted enough to be a Broadway Star, I’m a great replacement. When your show is about to close, call me for the last two months”
Folks, thanks for reading. It was a fun show, and welcome back ROSIE to TV!