My favorite quote has to come from Phil and Claire’s discussion about their kids and their strengths:

“…we dropped the ball on Luke.”

And this gem at the end was also pretty great –
“Are you going to take her out for ice cream afterwards?”
“We can’t; she’s diabetic.”
“Of course she is.”

Aaaand one more:
“You were in cheerleading, you made out with the quarterback!”
“Oh, c’mon you made out with him too.”
“But we were supposed to keep that as a secret.”

And I can’t pull out a particular quote, but anything from Sheldon discussing football and frying food from this week’s BIG BANG THEORY was pretty great. Texas, represent! haha

“You don’t think I’ve been brought on to a million auditions to make Kim Cattrall feel grounded and human?” – Jenna (30 Rock)

“In my defense, I didn’t know that Kathy Geist was going to finish her song by taking off her underpants.” – Liz (30 Rock)

Jeff: “TV is the best dad there is. TV never came home drunk, TV never forgot me at the zoo, TV never abused and insulted me. Unless you count COP ROCK.”

Mitchell: Just the emerald city at the end of my yellow brick road
Cameron: Wow you did it
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: You made figure skating sound even gayer.

Fringe

Broyles: I took the job to make the world a safer place for my family. Instead, I lost them.

Big Bang Theory

Raj: The only thing I’ve learned in the last two hours is that American men love drinking beer, pee too often, and have trouble getting erections.
Leonard: Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj.
Raj: I’m just saying, maybe if you people cut back on the beer, you could get out of the bathroom and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.