Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

By: Marcus

Marcus — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:05:19 +0000

I second “I’ve got Gloria”, easily one of the funniets things this week!

Here’s another one, i found quite hilarious:
“There’s nothing wrong with being fun and popular and just giving people what they want. Ladies and gentlemen: Jay Leno!” Jack, 30 Rock

By: BJ

BJ — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:22:19 +0000

“I’m all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational random terror” Sue on Glee

“I don’t trust a mane with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying tiny sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting!” Sue on Glee

“Oh hey buddy. I thought I smelled failure.” Sue on Glee

“I love minorities so much I’m thinking about moving to California to become one” Sue on Glee

“It’s called Glee club not Krunk club” Rachel on Glee

Gee, wonder what my favorite show it…:)

By: theTVaddict

theTVaddict — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:47:19 +0000

Marisa,

Phil’s “I’ve got Gloria” was easily one of the highlights of my week.

By: Marisa

Marisa — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:44:05 +0000

From Modern Family:

“I’ve got Gloria!!” – Phil taking any opportunity to man-handle his attractive step-mom Gloria

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:11:29 +0000

“Why aren’t they trying to hurt each other?”

Modern Family

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:36:48 +0000

“To TGS. We’ll trick those race car lovin’ wide loads into watching your leftie homoerotic propaganda hour yet.” – Jack, 30 Rock

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:29:02 +0000

I loved this one:
“So that’s it. That was my last hope. I’m going to be deported. Sent home in disgrace. Exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay, or as you might know him, Dave from AT&T customer service.” Raj, Big Bang Theory

By: Jaymes M

Jaymes M — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:56:01 +0000

The independent polling company in my dockers has determined you’re the hottest girl in this school
- GLEE

Your delusions of persecution are tell-tale signs of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.
- another keeper from Sue on GLEE

By: jamie

jamie — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:54:55 +0000

30 Rock:

“Can I guess your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Crackford? Is it swimming?” “Are you a large child or a small adult?” – Tracy

“Pete and I are intercourseing each other.” – Liz

Glee:
“Bye white people!” -”Wheels” (as he will now forever be known to me)

By: SaneN85

SaneN85 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:40:27 +0000

Without a doubt, Jane Lynch’s role call was at the top of my list. Almost every one of her lines during this weeks episode would be on that list.

Another one, for me.

Gloria: “What’s on your face”
Too old for his age, Manny: “A smile from all the fun I had with my friends”
-Modern Family, after finding a goatee drawn on Manny’s face during a sleepover.

It wasn’t so much the line, but the way he said it. It was hilarious!