September 25th, 2009
It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this. 
Remy Says:
Was last weeks posted?
Instant favorite: “In the world of emoticons, I was colon capital D.” – Sheldon
There’s more from this episode, I know it. But that one was epic. Don’t be surprised if I come back later with more.
theTVaddict Says:
Remy,
Apologies in advance as between last week’s emmys and my trip to LA the previous week I’ve definitely dropped the ball on this weekly tradition. Which is why I make this vow, Sunday you will see the winning quotes online. I promise!
Julio Says:
“You left this at the bar, bitch!”
Busy Phillips as Laurie on “Cougartown,” drunkenly dropping off the young guy Jules was talking to at the bar before she left.
Modern Family had a lot of good moments and quotes too,
Andrew Says:
“I did an ocular scan on the guy and assessed that he wasn’t a threat.” – Mac
Remy Says:
haha Completely understandable! No apologies necessary – I was just sad cause I thought I’d missed something! lol
“‘Ring On It’ on three!” – Finn (Glee)
“Because when he wasn’t happy, we wanted to kill him. There was even a plan. We were going to throw his Kindle outside, and when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death!” – Leonard
“That seems like a bit of an overreaction!” – Sheldon
“No, the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs to four different sled dog teams and yell: MUSH!!” – Leonard (Big Band Theory)
“You should have hit that! You already had your pants off, and you had a classroom full of people to cheer you on. And you can’t knock her up because it’s a dream. Class dismissed!” – Barney (HIMYM)
“T-Dawg!…Do not call me T-Dawg!” – Ted (HIMYM)
This week was a great week for quotes…
Charlotte Says:
”Eat it twilight” dean in supernatural
‘ ‘You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?” again dean in supernatural
Ace Says:
“You want me to put on some music? Whenever they do this sort of thing on CSI, they always do it to music in poorly lit rooms. Kinda reminds me of porn.” ~Castle while watching the medical examiner pull finger prints off a glove
“Yes we cane!” ~Sue “Glee”
“We’re all mutants. What’s more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal.” ~Walter “Fringe”
BJ Says:
Glee time!
“My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.”-Kurt to Finn
“I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day.” Quinn to Puck
“I had sex with your mom. I cleaned her pool and then I had sex with her. Nice Star Wars sheets.” Puck to Jock
Silly Says:
Barney: The rules for girls are the same rules as for gramlins – HIMYM
Brook: We could start speaking spanish, maybe that could confuse her
Milly: I dont think that will work
Brook: It might, that girl is really dumb …. Buenas dias, tendria muchas cervezas -OTH
Dean: Eat it Twilight
Dean: Last time you zipped me to some place I didnt poop for a week – we drive.
Dean: We´re humans and when humans want something really really bad we lie.
Castiel: Why?
Dean: Thats hoe you become president – Supernatural
Peter: It appears Hughes might have killed his wife and son 17 years ago.
Walter: Finally some good news. – Fringe
Jaymes M Says:
Michael to Oscar: “Should I have a safe word?” (The Office)
Alicia Says:
“I eat stickers all the time Dude” -Charlie, Always Sunny
Barry Thorn Says:
“We’re all victims of our own gene pools. Someone must have peed in yours.” Walter Bishop, Fringe
SaneN85 Says:
“That’s the SouljaBoyTellEm” Tom on Parks & Recs
“My knowledge will bite her face off” Señor Chang on Community
The entire spanish rap on Community
There’s so much more I’m not remembering right now.
Ryan Walker Says:
“Why didn’t you just put it on the internet?” – Zack
“Cause I’m crazy old!” – Billie
ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, the new CBS show on Monday night! Sooo funny!!!
Liz Says:
From Community:
Pierce (toasting): “To the empowerage of words.”
Jeff: “To the irony of that sentence.”
catalina89 Says:
Izzie: “Just shut the hell up! I’m not contagious, Cristina!”
Cristina: “I know that! I would totally have sex with you.”
Grey’s Anatomy
Lexie: “Are you really gay? Like, how gay are you? On a scale of one to… gay. Cause that’s my boyfriend in the shower. My hot, hot naked boyfriend and I… How gay are you?”
Grey’s Anatomy
Cappie: “See? You need to find a high concentration professor to hit on! Sure you might get slapped by 99 of them, but you just need that 100th professor to sleep with you! You know, metaphorically!”
Greek
Rebeca: “That’s the problem with our relationship! We never do anything fun!”
Calvin: “That’s why I don’t date girls!”
Greek
Brooke: “I can’t believe your dad! Just came all this way to tell you he thinks you’re making a mistake! He couldn’t call, or text, or tweet that to you?”
One Tree Hill
Dean: “Two things that I know for certain. One: Burt and Ernie are gay. And two: You are not gonna die a virgin under my watch.”
Supernatural
Rafael: “Castiel, I’m warning you! You’re not to leave me here! I will find you!”
Castiel: “Maybe one day. But today, you’re my little bitch!”
Supernatural
Annie: “I’m a good person, she’s a lying sociopath. Just wanted to set the record straight.”
90210
Silver: “I don’t hate you. I mean, sending that text was nasty, the way you treat Annie is psycho and watching me defend you when you knew you were lying really sucks!”
Naomi: “Wait! This is your way of telling me that you don’t hate me?”
90210
shanna Says:
I’m suggesting you do an all MODERN FAMILY because there’s a million quotes from that show but my favorite was: “May I take your multicolored jacket and bejeweled cap?” – Mitchell
Laura Says:
Barney: Come on, that’s my thing! I’m always punching guys. Girls. I’ll punch a baby, I don’t care.
Callie Says:
Dean: Just out of curiosity, what is the average customer wait time to speak to an archangel? — Supernatural
Paty Says:
So I’m curious…what quotes made it this week?? I see a lot of amazing ones this week.
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Andy Says:
September 25th, 2009 at 10:42 am
“Lily — Isn’t that gonna be hard for her to say?” -Phil on “Modern Family”