The TV Addict 

1) Charmin: We don’t particularly like focusing on which toilet paper “leaves fewer bits behind.”
 
2) Any Erectile Dysfunction Ad: Something no man should ever have to think about.
 
3) Ashley Madison: Making adultery fun. Your mom’s must be so proud.
 
4) Burger King: You never know where that creepy oversized BK mascot is going to show up. And that’s freaky on many levels.
 
5)  Axe Body Spray: Their new outting has women biting off body parts of a man made of chocolate. OUCH!