Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 03 May 2009 10:08:54 +0000

Sheldon: Penny, thank you for letting me sleep in your bed.

Penny: Aww……your welcome sweety.

Sheldon: Ok I’m sleepy now, get out.

gzuckier — Sun, 03 May 2009 03:09:41 +0000

Pam (I think) on Office: “Where are your panties??!!??”
Meredith: “It’s Casual Friday”

Sam — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:20:27 +0000

Supernatural:

Dean, when Sam’s demon killing mojo doesn’t work: Point is, you used to be strong enough to kill Alastair. Now you can’t even kill stunt demon #3.

Sam to Dean after they are captured by demons: Nice plan, Dean.
Dean: Yeah, well, nobody bats a thousand.

Josh Emerson — Fri, 01 May 2009 18:17:32 +0000

The Office
“Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.” – Phyllis to Pam

“I don’t need to see Oscar’s toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat!” – Angela to Toby

“Meredith, your boob is out.” – Oscar

Josh Emerson — Fri, 01 May 2009 18:09:44 +0000

30 ROCK
“Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she’d rather not get raped.” – Jonathan, about Jack’s mom switching hotels

“Have you ever been to Florida? It’s basically a criminal population. It’s America’s Australia.” – Jack

“She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack… that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.” – Kenneth

Ace — Fri, 01 May 2009 18:07:55 +0000

Brian already took both of mine . “Chuck me” made me LOL. Also liked this one from Chuck:

Casey [to Chuck]: Here’s my personal number, but your fingers better be on fire.

BackStJoe — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:58:48 +0000

“You know what you are? A poker player! That’s lower than white trash!”

Joan Rivers, Celebrity Apprentice

Marisa — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:26:11 +0000

Best Quote of the year from anyone not named Winchester:

“Why are you letting Sam Kenison and a Indian Lesbian ruin your wedding???!” Mr. Awesome to Captain Awesome on Chuck

And these ones were just fun…

“Chuck Me!” – Casey

“Guys, I know Kung Fu” – Chuck to Sarah and Casey

Great SEASON (please let is be a season) Finale!!!!!!!!

brian — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:23:12 +0000

CHUCK: “Chuck me.” –Jayne on seeing Chuck’s new abilities

A IDOL: “You’re our Michael Phelps.” Paula to Adam

LOST: “Welcome to the party Twitchy.” Sawyer to Farraday

Lindsey Morrison — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:03:33 +0000

On Supernatural;

Dean: “Where’d you go anyways?”
Sam: “I was getting a coke”
Dean: “Was it a refreshing coke?