Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

By: Kristen

Kristen — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:07:42 +0000

One Tree Hill

Deb:…And then you can watch Thomas And Friends.
Jamie: I’d rather watch Gossip Girl. It’s so bad for me.

By: laivine

laivine — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:34:32 +0000

Supernatural:

Castiel: Uriel’s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.

So deadpan it killed my fern.

By: luke

luke — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:01:36 +0000

Battlestar Galacitca;

“Maybe we can breed with them.” -Baltar

“You’ve got a one track mind doc.” -Adama

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 05:20:27 +0000

The Office:

“What is a two-way petting zoo?” – Charles

I about died laughing

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:48:11 +0000

Supernatural –

Castiel: “I know our fate rests with you.”
Dean: “Well then you guys are screwed.”

30 Rock –

Liz: “He’s as bad at sex as I am!”

HIMYM – (Talking about Marshall’s nightgown.)

Barney: “Why would you wear something like that?”
Marshall: “Lots of reasons.”
Barney: “I bet you can’t name five.”
Marshall: “One: no need to wear anything underneath.”
Ted: “I can vouch for that. Will you cross your legs, buddy?”
Marshall: “Two: sexy.”
Lily: “I can vouch for that. Will you uncross your legs, buddy?”

By: Mel

Mel — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:41:49 +0000

Supernatural Sam to Castiel:

“Miracle now!”

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:26:41 +0000

HIMYM (wish I could quote Robin’s morning show)
“So flying to Neverland with Peter and Tink, was that amazing? Ooh let me go next…was it nice to finally get out of that crowded bed and take Charlie to the Chocolate Factory? Ooh me me me me me. Something about Scrooge!” – Barney, about Marshall’s nightshirt

30 Rock
“I quit! This racket is farked and you cheat. You’re a cheating bitch!” Drew to Liz

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:19:50 +0000

30 Rock
“Tonight I have to ride my bike over to his house and hold his hand during Lost.” – Kenneth about Tracy
“I didn’t come here to hear more excuses. I came here to see the dumbest cracker in New York!” – Tracy Jr.

Ugly Betty
“He is totally hot! He looks like Taye Diggs!” – Marc
“What is it with white people and Taye Diggs?!” – Wilhelmina

By: Silly

Silly — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:49:09 +0000

How I met your Mother
Barney: Little Barney says Mahalo

One Tree Hill
Julian: You dated Colin Farrell? Remind me to get tested

Supernatural:
Dean: I will spill your gutts but I didnt want to ruin my shoes

By: Tracie

Tracie — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:19:32 +0000

On Bones last night when Booth and Brennan were at the Chiropractors to ask him a few questions. Minutes earlier, Brennan had told him he wasn’t a real doctor:

Chiropractor: Thank you. And by the way Dr. Brennan, you aren’t a real medical doctor either.
Booth: Ooooh. Ouch.

(RE: Booth’s reply – my thoughts precisely!)