March 13th, 2009
It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this. 
showtime Says:
Cole to Chuck: “Sweep the leg!”
For all the Karate Kid fans!
Ace Says:
The Office:
Pam: When Michael’s skirting a phone call he gave me a list of places to say he is. [reading the list] Stopping a fight in the parking lot. An Obama fashion show. Whatever, that is. Trapped in an oil painting. I’m gonna save that one.
House:
Dr. Wilson: I’m not always nice. I’m not nice to you.
House: Because you know nice bores me. Hence, still nice.
Kirma Cammy Says:
I loved the House reference in SPN:
Sam: “Do you want some asprin?”
Dean: “No thank you Dr. House…”
Josh Emerson Says:
FAMILY GUY
Lois: “Is there a reason all the horses are named after cancelled FOX shows?”
Race Announcer: “Kitchen Confidential is in the lead followed by The Wedding Bells, followed by Happy Hour, followed by The War At Home, followed by Drive, followed by The Winner, followed by Life on a Stick, followed by The Loop, followed by Head Cases, followed by Standoff, followed by Vanished, followed by Free Ride, followed by Method & Red, followed by Tru Calling, followed by Quintuplets, followed by Stacked, followed by Justice, followed by North Shore, followed by Back to You, and bringing up the rear but somehow still in the race ‘Til Death.”
Lois: “You named your horse ‘Til Death?”
Peter: “You know why, because I’m going to take this horse and shove it down America’s throat.”
theTVaddict Says:
Josh Emerson,
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I was so hoping someone would take the time to transcribe that!
Josh Emerson Says:
I’ll be honest, I just searched for it and found the quote online! *hides* I didn’t feel like going to the DVR and replaying that scene a few times to get it. lol
K. Says:
I swear Marc, if you took my picture on your cell phone, I will kill you and eat you.
Wilhelmina- Ugly Betty
Jamie Says:
Supernatural
I forget exact quote but it goes something like…
Sam “dude i’m not playing fight club with a ten year old”
Allie Says:
Supernatural – Reacting to Alistair getting struck by lightning
Dean: What the hell?
Castiel: Guess again.
Huh. Not really the best quote I guess. It was totally awesome in the episode though.
30 Rock -
Jack: Passing out? Cursing? On St. Patrick’s Day? Is nothing sacred?
jamie Says:
the office…
“zee KGB waits for no one!”
“it’s true.”
“Why do you keep a diary?”
“To keep secrets from my computer.”
Josh Emerson Says:
“Most of that time has been spent focused on coming up with a hip, edgy name for the product; something that will appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.” – Jack, 30 Rock
The Simpsons
Bank Guy: Now don’t be sore at the banks, hell we fired our CEO and he barely got out with 50 million dollars.
Homer: *Gasp* That poor man, is he ok?
BG: Well as ok as you can be in the north of France.
Elizabeth Says:
Michael’s list of excuses, but especially the “‘Obama fashion show’…whatever that is”
David Wallace: This is huge
Dwight: That’s what she said
I like Jamie’s (above) quotes, especially the Knock Knock joke
Lily Luffy Says:
“Somebody find my pants. I’ve got work to do.”
- Jack in the Box commercial
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cassi Says:
March 13th, 2009 at 11:23 am
supernatural
Dean: I’m so feeling up Demi Moore!!!