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Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

November 21st, 2008

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

20 Responses to “Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week”

Linda B. Says:

From Grey’s Anatomy:

“I think you’re beautiful.”
- Dr. Hunt to Christina

If this doesn’t make the list this week TVa, you’re not a romantic!

luke Says:

“I like you too much to date you.”

-Megan from Privilaged

Mandy Says:

“Toronto is just like New York, without all the stuff.”

- Gavin Volure (Steve Martin) to Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) on 30 Rock

Jen C. Says:

I second Mandy’s nomination!!!

Jimbo Says:

The Office:

My favorite: Michael Scott: NO! NO! NO! (about Toby being back)

Dwight Schrute: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

Michael Scott: I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy… And then, the murderer comes back. Starts killing off all of her friends. Learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

Michael Scott: I have cause! It is be’caause I hate him! (about firing Toby)

Michael Scott: I learned a while back, that if I don’t text 911 people will not return my calls. Uhhm, but now people always return my calls because, they think that something horrible, has happened.

Kevin: So, Jim. You’re gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in.

Ryan: Let’s me adults about this (going to Thailand). Let’s have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash that would be amazing.

Creed: Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!

haya Says:

I would have to agree with Mandy and Jen C. That was a great quote! Totally untrue, because Toronto is pretty much my favourite city, but still hilarious!

Chris Says:

“Grab a shiv and make your move!”

Jeff Barnes (Scott Krinsky) to Lester Patel (Vik Sahay) on Chuck.

Rocky Says:

arrr .. I cant remember the exact words of it anymore

But from supernatural, when the boys and the 2 girls were driving somewhere to get the angels powers back

dean was something like: “A demon and an angel on the backseat … man this could be the beginning of a beautiful pornmovie”
something along these lines

Jen Says:

30 Rock

Liz mistakes a real size Tracy Jordan doll sitting in the hallway.
Liz to mannequin: “Tracy, get out of the hallway”.

Tracy suddenly jumps out from a room.
Tracy: “Or Am I”?

Liz: “Oh God, this dream again”.

Tracy: “That’s not me. That’s a Tracy Jordan Japanese Sex Doll. You can tell us apart because It’s not suffering from a vitamin deficiency”.
PAUSE
Tracy: “If you like, I can get you one”

Tash Says:

Supernatural ! =]

Sam – Dude your confusing reality with porn again…

jamie Says:

“I love catching people in the act. That’s why I whip open doors.”

-Dwight, The Office

Remy Says:

“Lemon, you’re gonna go to Gavin’s and you’re gonna work this thing like a chinese gymnast : wear something tight, force the smile and lie about your age…”

-Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock

just LOL :)

Mandy Says:

“It’s illegal… but pretty much anything they do on The Shield is illegal.”

- Dwight on The Office

jamie Says:

“Sounds like my life. Married, betrayed, gay, abandoned, and then I woke up and had no idea how i got here.”

-Callie Torres, Grey’s Anatomy

Kristen Says:

Pushing Daisies

Emerson: Where did I put that rat’s ass I could give?

cristina Says:

NO, GOD!! NO GOD, PLEASE,NO!!!! NO!INO! NOOOOOOO!!!

Michael Scott, on the office.

it was proceless,I could not stop laughing. One of the most sincere reactions I´ve ever seen.

anne Says:

- “just pretend like we are talking until the cops leave”

Creed, when the police breaks into the office. LOL

Coop Says:

Kenneth: Well, you know what they say: ‘Money is the root of all evil.’
Tracy: I thought that was just a tag line for my movie, Death Bank

Mark Says:

Supernatural

Dean: “An angel and a demon riding in the backseat. It’s like the set up to a bad joke. Or a penthouse forum letter.”
Sam: “Dude. Reality. Porn.”
Dean: “You call this reality?”

Uriel: “You cut yourself a slice of Angel Food Cake, didn’t you? You did!”
Dean: “Why do you care? You’re junkless down there, right? Like a Ken doll.”

Michaela Gilmore Says:

Supernatural

Dean: “An angel and a demon riding in the backseat. It’s like the set up to a bad joke. Or a penthouse forum letter.”
Sam: “Dude. Reality. Porn.”
Dean: “You call this reality?”

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