The TV Addict 

From Grey’s Anatomy:

“I think you’re beautiful.”
- Dr. Hunt to Christina

If this doesn’t make the list this week TVa, you’re not a romantic!

“Toronto is just like New York, without all the stuff.”

- Gavin Volure (Steve Martin) to Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) on 30 Rock

The Office:

My favorite: Michael Scott: NO! NO! NO! (about Toby being back)

Dwight Schrute: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

Michael Scott: I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy… And then, the murderer comes back. Starts killing off all of her friends. Learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

Michael Scott: I have cause! It is be’caause I hate him! (about firing Toby)

Michael Scott: I learned a while back, that if I don’t text 911 people will not return my calls. Uhhm, but now people always return my calls because, they think that something horrible, has happened.

Kevin: So, Jim. You’re gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in.

Ryan: Let’s me adults about this (going to Thailand). Let’s have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash that would be amazing.

Creed: Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!

“Grab a shiv and make your move!”

Jeff Barnes (Scott Krinsky) to Lester Patel (Vik Sahay) on Chuck.

30 Rock

Liz mistakes a real size Tracy Jordan doll sitting in the hallway.
Liz to mannequin: “Tracy, get out of the hallway”.

Tracy suddenly jumps out from a room.
Tracy: “Or Am I”?

Liz: “Oh God, this dream again”.

Tracy: “That’s not me. That’s a Tracy Jordan Japanese Sex Doll. You can tell us apart because It’s not suffering from a vitamin deficiency”.
PAUSE
Tracy: “If you like, I can get you one”

“I love catching people in the act. That’s why I whip open doors.”

-Dwight, The Office

“It’s illegal… but pretty much anything they do on The Shield is illegal.”

- Dwight on The Office

Pushing Daisies

Emerson: Where did I put that rat’s ass I could give?

- “just pretend like we are talking until the cops leave”

Creed, when the police breaks into the office. LOL

Supernatural

Dean: “An angel and a demon riding in the backseat. It’s like the set up to a bad joke. Or a penthouse forum letter.”
Sam: “Dude. Reality. Porn.”
Dean: “You call this reality?”

Uriel: “You cut yourself a slice of Angel Food Cake, didn’t you? You did!”
Dean: “Why do you care? You’re junkless down there, right? Like a Ken doll.”