Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

By: Alison

Alison — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:50:11 +0000

If I had to put Dwight’s chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.

–The Office (andy was fantastic this week!)

By: Katie

Katie — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:01:57 +0000

Dean: Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that’s it. I’m torching everybody.

By: Patty

Patty — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 06:32:24 +0000

wait…it should go

Sam: “Two words: jail bait”
Dean: “I would nev– hmm”

By: Patty

Patty — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:12:38 +0000

“Two words: jail bait”

–Sam from supernatural

By: blueberry

blueberry — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:18:50 +0000

One more…

“I’m not strong enough! I’m gonna go back to Jan. And I hate Jan!”

–Michael half-crying to Amy Ryan’s character not to move 7 hours away.

By: blueberry

blueberry — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:15:49 +0000

“Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid”

-One of Andy’s evaluations of Dwight during the application interview fiasco on The Office

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:01:06 +0000

The Office quotes Elizabeth posted were awesome.

By: Linda B.

Linda B. — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:25:38 +0000

That’s it!

Thanks Mark!

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:36:20 +0000

THE OFFICE
“And I can’t even take my hat off….because then I’d be Hitler” – Pam, about her costume

“Did Darryl touch you?” – Michael

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:58:17 +0000

Linda B, I think the exchange went like this:

Dean: “So we’re talking ghosts?”
Sam: “Yeah.”
Dean: “Zombies?”
Sam: “Mhmm.”
Dean: “Leprechans?”
Sam: “Dean…”
Dean: “Those little dudes are scary. Small hands.”

The small hand motioning was what made it hilarious.