October 24th, 2008
It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this. 
Adam L Says:
“When you think of John McCain, think of me: George W. Bush. Think of this face. When you’re in the voting booth, before you vote, picture this face.”
Will Farrell on SNL
Josh Emerson Says:
FAMILY GUY:
Nazi Officer: Are you sure you’re a real priest?
Stewie: Yeah, yeah, I can vouch for him, he’s real. He’s molested me many, many times.
Stewie: Wait a minute. Germany’s building weapons of mass destruction? Well, why doesn’t America go in there and kick their asses?
Brian: I don’t know. Maybe because they don’t have any oil?
Stewie: Oh… clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
Stewie: I have a British accent, I’m possibly homosexual, I never brush my teeth, and my wife is ghastly.
Will Farrel as Bush:
-”I come to you tonight in the midst of a very important election between two very qualified candidates: the hot lady and the Tiger Woods guy.” -
-”Where’s McRage?”
-”George Bush always finds his man, save for one huge exception.”
-”A vote for John McCain is a vote for George W. Bush.”
Tina Fey as Palin:
“I like to think I’m one part practiced folksy, one part sassy, and a little dash of high school bitchy.” - Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
Josh C. Says:
i really wish i could post some FNL quotes but i dont wanna ruin a GREAT season for anyone
Just Jody Says:
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Dean Winchester, Supernatural
I laughed every time.
foursweatervests Says:
Pushing Daisies:
Ned (to Chuck): I want to duvet you right this second.
Alison Says:
Does it count if it hasn’t officially been on TV yet?
“If theres one thing i’ve learned…you keep your friends close, and your enemies so close you’re almost kissing.” - 30 Rock
theTVaddict Says:
Alison,
No it doesn’t count. You’ve made a mockery of the entire system 
And yes, I’m officially jealous that I have yet to see Thursday’s 30 ROCK.
Mark Says:
Supernatural
Dean: “I mean, come on. We hunt monsters. What the Hell?! Normal people, they see a monster and they run - but not us. No. We search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We…are insane! Ya know, and then there’s the bad diner food, and the skeevy motel rooms, and the church stop waitress with the bizarre rash. Who wants this life, Sam? Huh? Seriously. Do you actually like sitting in a car with me 8 hours a day, every single day? I don’t think so! I drive too fast and I listen to the same 5 albums over and over and over again - and I sing along - and I’m annoying, I know that. And you? You’re gassy! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic.”
I can’t believe I just posted that whole rant. But I just couldn’t leave out anything from it, it was all so hilarious. And pretty much summed up the whole show in one paragraph.
Elizabeth Says:
THE OFFICE:
“She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk. Sheets. Monotheism. Presents on your birthday. Preventative medicine.” - Dwight, about Angela
“The last person to steal from me disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton” - Creed
“I am not that guy. We are not that couple” - Jim
And I second the “that’s what she said” quote
Kristen Says:
Gossip Girl
Blair- What took you so long?
Chuck- If you think that was long, you have no idea what you’re in for.
Linda B. Says:
Supernatural:
Dean - “It’s the eye of the tiger…..”
OMG - that was hilarious! Any idea what the story on that was and why they included that at the end? you could definitely hear laughter in the background. That scene was so cute.
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CT Says:
October 24th, 2008 at 8:42 am
“Really?” (Mad Men)
Alice Cooper in response to Roger saying he only has one child to think about.