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Why I Hate LOST

June 30th, 2008


By: Anonymous

I recently watched all 4 seasons of LOST in a dedicated marathon, based on the TV Addicts comments and recommendations. First of all, I am indeed disappointed with the TV Addict’s infatuation with what I would essentially term a crap show. This self-indulgent, manipulative piece of programming crap has gone on for far too long. In a lot of ways, I can draw parallels between the cast/storyline of LOST and the fans/viewers. What’s presented is an oblivious group of individuals that are essentially “doing the motions” on an island. They are confused and disoriented and they suspend their belief in all things logical, seeking a deep-rooted explanation as to why they are “there”, why they are lost and why they are positioned in this inexplicable scenario. I view avid viewers of LOST similarly. I am afraid to tell them right now that they are “doing the motions” and are awaiting this grand revelation, this euphoric explanation as to why they have spent several hours (years even) viewing this elaborately and intricately crafted tale; sadly, this revelation will never come.

For brief moments, LOST was clever, well-crafted and retrospective/introspective. However, it was soon obvious that the writers had burrowed into a “rabbit hole” that they have no sensible way to lead the viewer out of. Alice has not only wandered off into this deep crevice, but she has run into a band of singing Dutch maids and after a wild and crazy evening has decided to join a softball team and take up a knitting and Capoeira classes while she was at it. You get my point? Maybe not, but that, in fact, is exactly it. The ridiculous tangential lines in LOST are the most unfortunate. The very instant that the viewer was encouraged to suspend logic and settle in this faux-mystical realm was the exact point when I started to “speed-watch” the series. No longer did one have to understand the characters by figuring out their past stories, figuring out why they’d respond to certain scenarios in a certain way. At some point, it “never really mattered” anymore. So, I watched, and watched, and watched, waiting for the series to allude to some minute distant ray of light, to suggest that all my viewing hours had not been in vain, but at this point, Alice had quit law school and become a professional archer.


Flash-forward, flash-backward … all these gimmicks were inconsequential. Actually, initially, I was fine with a mystical island; I was fine with a few (even several “unexplainables”), but midway through the second season, I knew I was being led down a path from which there was no sensible return. So when a character ran off into this dangerous forest to save a dog, or when someone had a fit and decided to wander off into this dangerous forest all alone (and then the rest of the group gathered a team to go save them), or when someone had a hallucination in the forest that was inspired by their past, I could really care less. There was no sense in any of the actions exhibited by the characters. All that was left was a chaotic assemblage of random events.

I resolved that I had done this to myself. After all, I was the sad dude watching LOST. Logic told me to abandon the series after the first season. I however, decided to see it through because I ran into a lady who was keenly awaiting the 4th season finale. In her exact words, she said “It’s such a good show, right?” I shrugged, because then, I had only seen two episodes. Now, I want to hit her upside the head. I’m sure I’ll run into her again though, so don’t you worry.

So, thanks, TV Addict. There is surely a significant part of my existence that I would never get back by going with your recommendation. I’m sure you are perhaps right on other things though. However, as far as LOST is concerned … thanks, but no thanks. And … never again.

33 Responses to “Why I Hate LOST”

Marisa Says:

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, so good on you for voicing yours.

I, on the other hand, LOVE Lost!!!! I think we’re in the middle of watching one of the mose genius things ever to grace this lovely medium called TV. I think of LOST as an extended pop-culture iconic event that will be talked about for decades after it’s completion.

I can’t wait to say to my kids (who will probably be able to download the whole series directly to their brains) “I had to wait 9 months between seasons and it almost killed me!”

To all the Canadians out there, Happy Almost Canada Day!!!

marie Says:

why do you allow these poorly written articles on your site.

Looks like I’ll have to find another site and if this keeps going it will totally lose interest for me.

Take your hate elsewhere.

Holli Says:

Man up and don’t post anonymously. You’re entitled to your opinion, but claim it.

bws Says:

Anonymous seems to dislike show because they don’t believe there will ever be a payoff. I, of course, think that is patently false. While there have been a few sidesteps (jack’s tattoo episode, I’m looking at you), LOST is the most meticulously planned show in the history of television. And ever since they announced the end of the show to be May 2010, the show has been hitting on all cylinders and moving at a very past pace. So while it may seem terribly slow when immersed in it, to me, it’s really amazing to see how far the show has come in 4 years.

LOST isn’t for everyone. But most people who gave up on LOST gave up after season 2 because there wasn’t enough payoff. I also know of dozens of people who were roped back in based on “Through the Looking Glass” and have been fully on board throughout season 4.

theTVaddict Says:

1. marie, theTVaddict is a democracy and everybody is entitled to his or her opinion.

2. holli, the ‘anonymous’ thing is my fault. I haven’t been in touch with the author all weekend, but I’m actually pretty sure they’d be cool with using their name. As soon as I get in contact with the author, I’ll be changing the ‘by’ credit.

Common Sense Says:

Gotta feel sorry for this deranged writer. He/she has truly lost their mind. They probably think Arrested Development is not funny, as well. This type of person can’t be reasoned with. Smile, nod at them, and walk on by, shaking our heads. LOST is brilliant, to those who “get it.”

Holli Says:

Thanks for the clarification TVA. Sorry for the disparaging Anon. And if you don’t like LOST, what do you like so we’ll have a better idea of where you’re coming from?

I also think that you’re missing at least 1/2 the fun by marathon style watching. The thing I enjoy most about LOST is talking about it with other Dutch fast-pitch knitting attorney archers.

LinzMcC Says:

While I normally get annoyed at people who don’t like good tv, I guess it is ok for this person to disagree with me on Lost.

I have recently been thinking that a huge percentage of the enjoyment of this show is all the anticipation that the viewer must endure (which leads to theorizing, ’shipping, and general obsessing). I LOVE LOST, but I don’t know if I would love it as much (still would love it) if I had not been watching it for four years. Like if I can in and read all 7 books of Harry Potter with no anticipation, it probably wouldn’t be as enjoyable.

So instead of feeling angry this poor poster, I just feel sorry for him/her for not having been able to experience the same way I have.

MamaJolley Says:

Anonymous is an idiot. He/She clearly doesn’t “get it”.

shannon Says:

DUDE YES.

i loved lost in season 1 and then that love DIED in season 2 and I haven’t watched since. All their twists and turns just aren’t enough because it still doesn’t make sense and there’s never any answers. I’m not gonna get invested in a show that never actually tells me ANYTHING.

David D Says:

Holli, your second post is exactly what I’d like to know!

WHAT SHOWS DOES “‘anonymous” WATCH?

also…I, too, believe that one of the most amazing parts of the “Lost experience” is talking to you friends and even strangers you meet about one common intrest! it’s uncanny!

Anyways…Lost is not for eveyone…….just like any tv show!

All in all, I am an avid fan of Mr. Abrams’ show and think “LOST” is the best thing for television since “24″, “Scrubs”, “Seinfeld”, and “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”!!!

TV ADDICT, I am happy to hear your reply to “marie” because I enjoy hearing the obscured (lol) opinion of a fellow Television Watcher!

Keep up the good work TV ADDICT…the only thing you could do….is FINALLY let ME win one of your contests…..or bring me to the up fronts in NEW YORK!!! yeah…that will get you an article in the USF (University of South Florida) Newspaper!!! lol!

Tim Says:

This guy has lost his mind. A lot of the article does not even make sense and is terribly articulated. Anonymous makes blanket statements and just leaves them as is without further elaborating on them. For example this line

“and are awaiting this grand revelation, this euphoric explanation as to why they have spent several hours (years even) viewing this elaborately and intricately crafted tale; sadly, this revelation will never come.”

After saying this he just moves on to making his next point without specifying or further elaborating the reason or some proof to back up this statement, how does he know that an explanation is never coming? Does he have mind reading skills that we are not aware of? The article is full of such lines, another example

The ridiculous tangential lines in LOST are the most unfortunate.

this line is sandwiched between anon talking about how the writers have no idea what they are doing and complaining about the suspension of disbelief, this line comes out of nowhere and stands there by itself without any elaboration. And it would be okay if this was an anomaly but no this article is full of such examples of bad writing that make it hard for me to take the author seriously. Maybe if anonymous learned to convey their thoughts in a structured and coherent way I may give the article a chance but as it is right now I feel like it has been written by my cousin in junior high. I have seen rants on IMDB better articulated then this article

Annie Says:

I know I’m in the minority, but YAY to the writer! I wanted to like Lost (and love vaguely supernatural, long story arc tv generally) but it is just so…not interesting to me. I have valiantly struggled to like it because Everyone Likes Lost I’m told, and I do like the flashbacks. But, I’m just not feeling it. (It kind of reminds me of X Files; I used to plan my week around watching this show, but once the movie came out I realized there was never going to be a payoff in the story line and had quit watching by the time Mulder departed the show.)

I’ll leave the Lost to you guys and go watch my Buffy DVDs while waiting for the next Weeds and the Arrested Development movie. Just look at my absence as more Lost for everyone else! :)

Tim Says:

@shannon

umm… to get answers you have to yo know actually watch the show. If you stopped watching the show in Season 2 answers are not going to knock on your door and reveal themselves. The complain about lack of answers might have been valid 2 season ago but today I don’t think anyone can make them that claim.

Hil Says:

I guess anyone with a keyboard these days. At least try to write a coherent article if you are taking such a stance on a show. I don’t even know where to begin.

nick Says:

LAME ,SAD,and once again a stupid move for this site.The only reason you posted this was to get people to respond(and i guess i fell for it).
Whats with the HATERs.If you don’t like it don’t watch it…You(tvaddict)
could have posted a story that was about the shows we watch,giving good info,but no.You give this IDIOT a space to write stuff that makes no sense.
I could go off and write about how i think Sex and the City is a bad show but in the end not every show is for every person.This site is one more post away from me not coming back.Save the opinions for the response section.
Now im sure you will tell me in wrong but you could have used that space to talk about the new season of Mad Men or something of substance.
SAD,SAD,SAD

WonderJew Says:

Wow… just wow. As a scholar and student to all that is cinematic and digital media I feel the compulsive need to ask you, what the hell is wrong with you? How can you not appreciate the intricate storytelling and superb acting on this show? How can you not appreciate the way that the producers handle their business? Do you not see that LOST is about SO much more than just television? Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but damn, yours is so off base that I’m seriously sick to my stomach. Please let us know what you consider to be good television.

CC Says:

Just because you dont appreciate it doesnt mean you have to bash it. Or that you have to post this on a site that clearly loves Lost.
Obviously you’re doing this for attention, because by the comments I’m sure you can tell how much of an asswhipe people now think you are.

hanncoll Says:

I’m with anonymous. I was into Lost for the first couple of seasons, but I’m just not willing to watch a show that’s based on questions answered by more questions answered by MORE questions. It reminded me too much of the last couple of seasons of X-files when everyone sort of realized that Chris Carter had no clue where he was going.

tim wilkins Says:

Holly LOST Uproar TV ADDICT. lol I have friends who quit b/c they too tired of waiting for answers and numerous too many unanswered questions. He gave up half way thru. Everybody’s got different tastes. Take me, I’ll watch Lost but skip all of the CS’s and Law and Orders. I prefer Lost for its unique storytelling. If I wanted bland, I’d watch the wrap it up ep’s of all of “the others.” =)

Mohammad Says:

“this euphoric explanation as to why they have spent several hours (years even) viewing this elaborately and intricately crafted tale; sadly, this revelation will never come”

How does this person KNOW the revelation will never come?

“However, it was soon obvious that the writers had burrowed into a “rabbit hole” that they have no sensible way to lead the viewer out of. ”

How does the person KNOW they have no sensible way to lead the viewer out of it?

People are so stupid these days. Fine, voice your opinion but do not throw stupid meaningless sentences at people just to sound smart . And don’t act like you know what the writers are going to do with the story. Only a few people know what’s coming. It’s like reading a book and saying ‘I don’t like this book because I know that there’s no resolution at the end, even though i’m only halfway through it’

I have love Lost since the beginning, and it has caused an explosion of interest in me in television again, something I’m sure ABC appreciates. I think it’s also responsible for a lot of great TV that’s been on since, because it showed that they can take chances and win.

Anonymous, I respect your opinion and I can understand why you feel that way, even if I disagree. However, the fact that you don’t like what the rest of us like does NOT make us losers, and you automatically lose some of that initial respect when you start bashing the fans instead of the show itself.

And that goes for the rest of us. We may not like Anonymous’s opinions, or his/her way of presenting them, but personal attacks are just crass.

Claire Says:

Hee. I completely get where you’re coming from. I watched the first season religiously, although I didn’t trust they knew what they were doing since I’d been burned by JJ Abrams before (Alias, anyone). So the fact that S2 and S3 completely sucked didn’t surprise me in the slightest.

I spend those two seasons slamming the show to anyone who would listen. The only thing more annoying than the fact that it was going nowhere, were the throngs of devoted fans insisting that everything had a purpose and was going to be explained. To me, them shoving in the numbers everywhere, or inserting shots of other characters in flashbacks didn’t mean crap, and it infuriated me that people would take it as some kind of sign.

Flashforward (ha!) to S4, and after The Constant, I was hooked again. I have to say that the flashfowards really helped the show, as did setting an end-date. While I don’t particularly think the characters are well-written, at least the show isn’t boring the crap outta me like S2 and S3 did, so that’s enough for me. I don’t enjoy it like I used to, and I haven’t forgotten or forgiven the idiocy of S2/3, but I like it again, nonetheless.

Andy Says:

Regardless of how you feel about the show — I don’t watch it, but I’ve never really given it a fair shot — I have to commend the author. It was well-written and full of voice. That’s exactly the type of writing I come to blogs for.

Also, there are only so many good things that can be said about any given show. And considering most of the coverage LOST gets is from obsessed fanboys/girls, it’s nice to see someone with the gall to speak out against a show they believe is overhyped.

Kristen Says:

Like Anon, I just recently got into this show and watched all 4 seasons online. That’s where the similarities stop. I became absolutely OBSESSED! I actually think watching it online helped. I hear all the complaints about season 3 and I think a lot of the frustration came from having so much anticipation and not getting any payoff. I didn’t even notice because I just sped through them. It wiil be interesting to see what happens when I join the rest of you and waiting a week for each episode.

J Says:

Okay, first of all, everyone is ACTUALLY entitled to their opinion of anything they wish to have an opinion on - not just in theory, but in practice - if they want to express their opinion, ANY opinion, on something, they have that right.

With that in mind, I’ve watched all four seasons of Lost, and like the writer of this article, I regret it. I enjoyed the first season, and some characters I really loved, but the storylines force the viewer to suspend disbelief so such a continuing degree that it has become, frankly, ridiculous, and is continuing in the same vein.

If you like the show, enjoy it, and feel free to have a negative opinion of my opinion. But do not think that your view of my opinion, or, likewise, of the author of the article’s opinion, detracts from the views themselves.

Oh, yes, I really did use the word ‘opinion’ that many times. Because I’m entitled to, if I want to.

Ted Says:

CC said: “Just because you dont appreciate it doesnt mean you have to bash it.”

Actually, just because I don’t appreciate it is precisely why I have to bash it and to quote your beloved John Locke “Don’t tell me what I can or cannot do.”

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. I am the infamous “Anonymous” that you have all been responding to. First of all, thank you for taking the time to read my article. In turn, I read every one of your responses. In case you are wondering … I am unrepentant. I still think watching LOST was an immense waste of time.

I think I’ve already said all I really need to say about LOST. The fact that a lot of people here had to be reminded that an alternate opinion is indeed acceptable is quite astonishing. Nonetheless, for me, it was enough to know that there are people (even if on this site, there weren’t so many) that agreed with me or at least understood what I was saying.

LOST fans, I’ll be sure to check back with you in 2010 (y’know, after your glorious-Hale-Bopp-comet-finale) so that we can discuss your disappointment. You’ll probably pretend and act excited, but deep down inside we’ll all know that it was a letdown. You’ll also remember that I actually did warn you.
Cheers, LOST fans. Now, please, relax.

Here are a few shows that I enjoy (or enjoyed while they were on):
LOST (just kidding … and you should’ve seen that coming, really)

Arrested Development, Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Six Feet Under, The Office (British, then American), Extras, 30 Rock.

The suggestion that by analyzing the shows I watch you will understand why I don’t like LOST is a bit ridiculous (but not as ridiculous as watching John Locke spend several weeks trying to open a hatch in secret).

Someone called me a “deranged” writer—now that was funny. I haven’t heard someone use that in a word since I saw the movie “Everything is Illuminated”. Now that was the highest compliment.

Holli Says:

Ah, Ted.

Even if the ending of LOST turns out to be Pam Ewing waking up and finding Bobby in the shower while I will not be satisfied with that explanation, I won’t be capital D Disappointed because LOST is why I’m even here commenting on this blog. LOST and obsessing about it with the like-minded opened me to the world of blogs and a lot of other internet stuff. Through LOST I’ve read lots of things I’d have never otherwise read — some that I’ve loved and some that I haven’t (I’m talking to you Dostoyevsky) And best of all I’ve met a number of people I talk to about lots of things other than LOST.

I personally have loved LOST though there are things I don’t like as well (the now pointless Tail Section arc; the ridiculous Losties in cages arc), but I want to know what happens to these people and why the heck this Island is worth all this trouble.

I’m sorry you don’t feel the same way. I hope there are other things out there that ignite your imagination the way LOST has mine.

nedster Says:

In high school I once tried to argue with a Jesuit that Shakespeare was bad art. I pointed out lots of problems, from hackneyed plots to loose rambles to poor character development.

Man, was I a dope. The truth was, I wasn’t into it at that point in my life–it was too hard, basically. My punishment was to fall in love with it two years later and devote a good chunk of my life to acting in and directing that poorly written claptrap.

To use another example, I don’t really like ballet, for numerous reasons, but I hope that I have grown enough as an artist and a person to draw a line between what I don’t like, and what I can argue to be bad art. While a debate over that is a multi-martini endeavor, I will say that at least a part of the equation is the depth of engagement from the audience. The fans of Lost are not fools for watching and enjoying, and there is no rhetorical or logical way to prove them so. Read Aristotle if you disagree. You can argue very cogently why you don’t like it, or why for you as audience its flaws overwhelm its virtues, but that is not the same as being bad art, bad storytelling, or bad entertainment.

On a side note, I would like to mention that part of the art form of serialized storytelling is the space between chapters. Watching all of the shows in a row is not the way it was intended to be watched. While I have marathoned shows in the past (Season 1 of Weeds, Season 4 of The Wire), it is not how the creators envisioned the story being told. I rather doubt that watching it the way it was intended would change your mind, or the minds of my friends and colleagues who have written off the show as well, but it is a factor to consider (Linzy McC made a similar point.

Hope you find something you love for its own virtues and don’t punish yourself by trying to like any work of art just because other people tell you its good. It never works out.

Mr.Snrub Says:

Holy crap there is a lot of nerd rage on this blog!

theDman Says:

The guy has a point. His article does make sense, and it IS well-articulated.

The storyline is preposterous. It would make a great comedy, but they take themselves so damn serously. Even the actors do, and many of them are boneheads.

beast Says:

Good post. This show had a great deal of promise until it became, as you say, “a chaotic assemblage of random events”. Indeed, the emperor has no clothes.

Mason Says:

To all the obsessive viewers of this series — cool. I’m glad you like it.

But to rage against and harangue the writer of this article is simply demented — and hilarious. Reminds of the classic “girl with the abusive boyfriend who is obsessed with him and viciously defends him against all criticism.” Some of y’all are suffering from a TV version of Stockholm syndrome.

I like this litmus test — if you’re into Kabbalah you like “Lost”, and/or vice versa.

“De gustibus non est disputandem’ the Romans said — don’t argue over matters of taste. If you like soap operas or reality shows, fine, but don’t make yourself red in the face trying to convert me to “The Bold and the Beautiful” or “Top Model” or whatever. They aren’t logical choices but largely arbitrary emotional reactions, often backwards rationalized.

If so many viewers of this program experience Cognitive Dissonance Rage when it is criticized, I’m glad I’m not like them and not among them.

Great television, FOR ME — “Extras”, “The Office”, “The Daily Show/Colbert Report”, “Arrested Development”, “Seinfeld” and to a much lesser extent “Curb”, and of course “The Simpsons”. “The Sopranos” and “Entourage” are among my rare favored dramas, along with select episodes of “The X-Files” and “House”.

A special note on “Scrubs”: hated it at first for its manic camera-work, then grew to enjoy it for its rapier wit and Python-esque verve, then grew annoyed with it for its fundamental flippancy and recyclable sentimentality. Great actors though.

And one near and dear to my heart (no surprise given my maxim quoted above): “Rome”, the two-season collaboration between HBO and BBC. Marred by some weaknesses and poor casting in the second season, but still an extraordinary achievement in historical immersion. Now THAT was a cultural event, albeit one missed by far too many. See it if you want to be outraged, entertained, and educated all at once.

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