The TV Addict 

SMALLVILLE, 8PM CW
At this point, does anyone not know what happens in tonight’s landmark episode?

30 ROCK, 8:30PM NBC
It’s the return of the Beeper King!

THE OFFICE, 9PM, NBC
Michael falls in love with a picture in an office-supply catalog, which depending on your point-of-view, is either really funny or really creepy.

SCRUBS, 9:30PM NBC
The Janitor starting a hospital newspaper would have been cool in like 2000. But in 2008, print media is dead! Memo to Janitor: start a blog. Blonde doctor will be really impressed. Trust us, chicks dig bloggers.

ELI STONE, 10PM ABC
Greg Berlanti better not pull an ‘EVERWOOD’ with tonight’s ELI STONE finale. I cannot fathom waiting all summer to discover if Colin Eli lives or dies.

Also on tonight, courtesy of tvismypacifier.com

• *Season Finale* - Eli Stone - ABC @ 10/9c
• *New* - 30 Rock - NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
• *New* - Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? - FOX @ 8/7c
• *New* - Don’t Forget the Lyrics - FOX @ 9/8c
• *New* - ER - NBC @ 10:01/9:01c
• *New* - I Know My Kid’s A Star - VH1 @ 10/9c
• *New* - Lil’ Bush: President of the United States - Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
• *New* - My Name is Earl - NBC @ 8/7c
• *New* - Rock the Cradle - MTV @ 10/9c
• *New* - Scrubs - NBC @ 9:31/8:31c
• *New* - Smallville - CW @ 8/7c
• *New* - Step It Up & Dance - Bravo @ 10/9c
• *New* - Survivor - CBS @ 8/7c
• *New* - The Office - NBC @ 9/8c