April 11th, 2008
The return of Comedy Night Done Right also marks another exciting return to theTVaddict.com — Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week. New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this. 
Mandy Says:
This made me laugh out loud for a full minute:
Liz Lemon on 30 Rock:
“Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Ack!”
Jim Says:
The Office:
“It has a oaky, afterbirth taste” (Michael Scott about the wine)
“You’re sleeping with me” (Dwight to Michael after he leaves Jan)
“No. No.” (Angela when Michael attempts to hug her)
Mandy, that one was very funny too.
Billy Says:
Best Jim and/or Pam Look of Horror: I’m going to have to make this a five-way tie. There’s Pam reacting to the video camera in the bedroom, Jim and Pam both looking like they’re about to scream when they’re told how long it will be until dinner, Jan trying to dance with Jim, Jim smelling the candle, and Pam freaking out when the cooking isn’t even close to being finished.
Best Jim and/or Pam Look of Joy: Pam looks like she’s a drowning woman being offered a lifesaver when Dwight unexpectedly shows up to crash the party and maybe interrupt the non-stop bickering between Michael and Jan.
Bill Says:
Best Jim and/or Pam Look of Horror: I’m going to have to make this a five-way tie. There’s Pam reacting to the video camera in the bedroom, Jim and Pam both looking like they’re about to scream when they’re told how long it will be until dinner, Jan trying to dance with Jim, Jim smelling the candle, and Pam freaking out when the cooking isn’t even close to being finished.
Best Jim and/or Pam Look of Joy: Pam looks like she’s a drowning woman being offered a lifesaver when Dwight unexpectedly shows up to crash the party and maybe interrupt the non-stop bickering between Michael and Jan.
Jim Says:
30 Rock:
Best moments were the Milf Island scenes and background noise:
The footage in the background of some scenes? With the kids riding on the moms’ backs, in slo-mo?
• “Who will be the final mommy you’d like to… you know…?”
• “Twenty MILFs, 50 8th-grade boys, no rules.”
• Deborah and Debra squaring off in Erection Cove.
• “One of my implants imploded and I didn’t even ask to get off the catapult.”
• The “MILF” winner will be revealed “…after three more breaks!”
• “Heidi…. We no longer want to hit that.”
Then there is:
“sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races….” (Jack Donaghty touting Milf ISland)
• Jack, the most Googled “Class A Moron”: “Step aside, Randy Quaid.”
• Lutz: “I’m not a dirt bag. This is from American Eagle!”
Common Sense Says:
Well, Jim covered it all. 
“Erection Cove” and “We no longer want to hit that” are lines that will live forever. Bring on Season 2 of MILF ISLAND!!!!!
coffeeaddict Says:
The Office:
When Jim attempts to rescue himself and Pam from the dinner party fiaso:
Pam: Don’t you leave this party all by itself!
Jim: But all my stuff is getting ruined!
Pam: You can buy new stuff, but you can’t buy a new party!
Love the look on Pam’s face, priceless!
Nikki Stafford Says:
From The Office: “You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!!”
From 30 Rock: “I feel like I’m back in that boiler room, making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner.”
I am SO HAPPY that Thursday funnies are back!
SimplyKimberly Says:
Its not a quote, but my favorite scene from last night was on Scrubs when JD/Turk were playing Space Invaders with the interns. I thought that was absolutely brilliant.
becky Says:
The Office-
Police Officer: sir, is there anyone you could stay with tonight, maybe one of your friends here?
Michael- Jim, Pam?
JIm- my apartment is on fire.
Pam- flooded.
JIm- Right, flooded.
And the Scrubs scene where J.D. and Turk go to “Agimoville” was priceless!
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Aileen Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Samtha Who? quotes! I love that show; one of the best new comedies in my opinion. Although it doesn’t lend itself to funny quotes as well as 30 Rock does.
Samantha: (to Frank) Andrea’s bringing me something to wear. But thank you for the coat. I’m sorry if it smells like perfume. Hey, you know, I could write a note to your wife and tell her we didn’t have sex.
Frank (sarcastic): Oh yes, thank you. I think she’d like that.
Dena: Hello? Sam?
Regina: She’s not here!
Dena: Oh.
Regina: She’s probably in a meeting of Daughters Who Refuse to Do One Thing to Please Their Mothers club.
Dena: Oh OK. Well, maybe I’ll go find her there.
Sadly, Scrubs this week didn’t have any really memorable quotes.