November 30th, 2007
It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.
TB Says:
From “Bones”
Caroline to Brennan: I have a puckish side that will not be denied.
coffeeaddict Says:
“No one messes with the Pie hos!” -Olive and Chuck on Pushing Daisies
ct Says:
“Wouldn’t it just rock and roll if liking someone meant they had to like you back? Of course, that’d be a different universe, and something else would probably suck.” – Olive to Chuck, PUSHING DAISIES
“My mom likes Tila because she sees a lot of me in Tila. I’d like to see myself in Tila too.” — Horndog-with-a-heart-of-gold Bobby, A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA
“Self-involved artist is a redundancy.” — Hudson, CANE
And just ’cause he’s my new best friend and I want him to call me every five minutes…
“How rude!” – Tim G. doing his best impression of FULL HOUSE’s Stephanie
Less Strike news Says:
Couple more I remembered from 30 Rock:
Liz to Jenna (regarding delivery guy) Give it up, Jenna. You’re talking to an ultrasound.
Delivery guy: Now I’m getting attitude from the sexy librarian over here?
Liz: What? Sexy? You are, shut up.
Delivery guy: What’re you doin’ tonight?
Liz: Just… gellin’ like Magellan.
Linda B. Says:
Okay, I’ve been holding mine since Dexter on 11/18 because there wasn’t a quote of the week last week. What gives TVa?
Deb: You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you’re seeing little miss ‘pardon my tits’. I’m sorry Dexter, but she is gross. And pale. And nobody is pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross, english, titty vampire.
Dexter: You just described the perfect woman.
theTVaddict Says:
Sorry Linda B.
(are we not close enough friend we can drop the formal B!)
It was Thanksgiving… and truth be told… I forgot!
Linda B. Says:
Linda B. is who i’m known as on here. Plus, i think i saw a Linda once, so I don’t want to get confused w/ her.
I’ll drop my B if Tim drops his G.
Linda B. Says:
Oh, and I thought they didn’t celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada!
wgasupporter Says:
blair on gg:
you know what’s really weird…you have a garage in the middle of your room
and liz on 30 rock:
what? sexy? you are. shut up.
KWentin Says:
family guy!
peter: “now see that’s an even more beautiful sight than 72 virgins waiting in heaven for a suicide bomber”
bomber: “here i am”
nerds: “we’re playing magic the gathering.. wanna join?”
Mandy Says:
I just watched last night’s 30 Rock and this is a no brainer:
“You can’t be gay for just one person… unless you’re a lady and you meet Ellen” – Liz to Frank
Carrie Says:
Another 30 Rock one (there were SO MANY this week):
Liz: “He looks like Zac Efron. That’s a thing, right?”
Coop Says:
30 Rock is Pure Pure Genius
Tracy Jordan: I don’t want to talk about it Ken. You’ll hear all about Jack Donaghy in my tell-all book “Betrayal Colon What really happened with my Baseball team Comma Disaster at Knuckle Beach Question Mark”
Jack (describing Lemon’s night): …meatball sub, extra bread, bottle of NyQuil, Top Chef on Tivo, a little Bonnie Rait, and lights out
jamie Says:
tracey jordan to liz lemmon on 30 rock
“Do you wanna go to the animal strip club?’
“Do the animals strip or are they customers?”
“Animal customers? You’re ridiculous liz lemmon.”
Aileen Says:
SCRUBS
Dr. Cox: You’re four! People are actually beginning to understand about a third of what you say.
Elliot: So how do we find out Kelso’s age?
Janitor: We cut off Kelso’s legs and we count the rings.
Elliot: That only works on TREES.
Janitor: And puppets.
GOSSIP GIRL
Serena: So you couldn’t make it past the salad, huh?
Dan: I opened the cranberries. My work is done.
Serena: Tell me you didn’t sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it’s not because I like his natural musk.
GREY’S ANATOMY
Lexie: Well, he is kinda a nice guy disguised as a jerk.
Nick (Seth Green): Oh yeah, I know that type. My girlfriend was a nice girl disguised as a vapid narcissist. But then it turned out she really was just a vapid narcissist.
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Less Strike news Says:
November 30th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Can you pick just one?
30 Rock:
Jack to Liz on her new younger boyfriend: “Where did you meet? Amber Alert?”
Jack to Tracy on helping Little Leaguers: ”I don’t have to understand their world to help them. It’s like this great country of ours: We can go to any nation, import our values, and make things better.”
Jenna to Liz: ”I had my no-sex-with-Asians Rule, but then one day you walk into Sharper Image and there’s Quan.”
Frank to Liz about Jamie: “We’re just two straight guys who want to enjoy each others bodies.”