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Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

November 9th, 2007

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

22 Responses to “Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week”

theTVaddict Says:

Bonus Points if you post your favorite Strike Slogan or chant of the week. This TV Addict’s personal favorite thus far:

Picket sign at Fox: “Honk if you’re horny for fairness.”

Less Strike news Says:

Best Picket Sign: “Do you want to know what the Island is?”-Carlton Cuse of Lost

SimplyKimberly Says:

I was just going to ask if strike slogans or quotes were eligible.

My favorite one is from Greg Daniels in the “The Office Is Closed” YouTube video:

I encourage the companies to send the lawyers in to write our episodes because their lawyers are very creative terming a full length airing of an episode, with paid for commercials, online a “promo” is really a good example of creativity and imagination.

I’ve never watched The Office. But I just might once this strike is over because the writers on that show are really funny.

Less Strike news Says:

The Office:

1) Toby: (Explaining his wilderness adventure) Made so many s’mores, that I finally had to say, “No more s’mores, no more s’mores.”

2) Dwight: Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills to survive in a hostile environment? Let’s put it this way: no, I do not.

3) Michael: [flashback to Stanley's birthday] Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack! Not crack the drug.

4) Stanley: I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

5) Jim: Well, I don’t think I’ll be here in ten years.
Michael: That’s what I said. That’s what she said.
Jim: That’s what who said?
Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.
Jim: That’s what she said.
Michael: Hey! Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.

Less Strike news Says:

Huge office fan…only one episode left is what I heard this morning :-(

Josh Emerson Says:

“Nice job blending in with the crowd. Who are you rooting for, death?” Chuck to Casey (Chuck)

“Hillary Clinton wants an all homosexual army. How will that affect my family?” –

“Look how Greenzo’s testing. They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads, fairies, commis. Gosh I’m gonna update these forms.” – Jack (30 Rock)

“That’s how you wanna play this. Whip ‘em out, measure ‘em.” – Jack to Kenneth (30 Rock)

“Quiet…a whale is in trouble. I have to go!” – Al Gore (30 Rock)

“This Earth is ruined! We’ve gotta get a new one.” – Liz (30 Rock)

“It’s the countdown to the Bradimina wedding. It’s a national holiday! I don’t even think there’s mail today.” Justin (Ugly Betty)

“Oh Willi and I go way back. She’s practically my second mum” – Victoria Beckham
“It’s a flower. She thinks of you as a second flower!” – Marc (Ugly Betty)

Tim G. Says:

Chuck:

Morgan: I want out of the hole.
Harry Tang: I’d rather take a potato peeler to my groin.

Chuck: Are people getting freaky in the break room?
Morgan: No, but I’d like to have the option.

Ugly Betty:

I forget whether it was:

“Trans-fatty, hottie in disguise” or “Trans-fatty, more than meets the eye”

but either way it’s funny. That or Amanda’s performance of Milkshake.

jeremy Says:

i agree to :

“This Earth is ruined! We’ve gotta get a new one.” – Liz (30 Rock)

that was a funny scene

maybe a quote from the scene in jack’s office after kenneth’s party…there was a funny one there but I cant remember it exactly.

Mark Says:

Supernatural:

Dean: “Can I shoot her?”
Sam: “Not in public.”

Bela: “You know when this is over? We should really have angry sex.”
Dean: “Don’t objectify me.”

Dean: “Wow. You know, I knew you were an immoral theif and con-artist bitch.

Mark Says:

(edit: continuation from last line)

…but just when I thought my opinion of you couldn’t get any lower…”

Mel Says:

Like mark said above:
“Don’t objectify me.” Dean on Supernatural
:)

Jenny Says:

Darn, Mark beat me to all the great Supernatural quotes this week. lol

Elizabeth Says:

“”Ted, how many times have I asked you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar? It’s this sort of inconsiderate, immature, jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in the Real World house. And not the early years when they had jobs and social consciences. I’m talking about Hawaii and after!” – Marshall to Ted on How I Met Your Mother.

“Looks a lot better on 24.” – House upon entering the CIA on House.
*whimpers about no 24*

Melissa Says:

Picket sign: Jesus was a writer

Elliot Says:

one of the funniest segments I’ve ever seen in my life:

Dwight: “I keep weapons strategically hidden around the office”

Tim G. Says:

HIMYM-
After Barney brings a girl to an appartment that’s not his:
Girl: (picking up picture frame) Who are these people?
Barney: (not looking) Uh, my parents.
Girl: But they’re Asian.
Barney: Um, Asian parents, White baby. It works the other way too.

MZY Says:

Dwight: “Nothing to worry about, just using the scope. Safety is….*click*…on.

Coop Says:

30 Rock:

Kenneth: Mr. Lutz you at all my Parakeet’s medication and thank to you Sonny Crocket has been having seizures all morning.

And Ms. Lemon. i will have you know that before last night, i have never, EVER, seen grizz or dot com cry.

*showtime Says:

From Ugly Betty
Mark: This wedding is so fancy Armani is wearing Prada.

DJ Says:

Again, like Mark above said, from Supernatural

Dean: “Can I shoot her?”
Sam: “Not in public.”

wall Says:

30 Rock: Liz Lemon: There are poptarts in the bed. Oh my god, what do you do with the poptarts?????

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