The TV Addict 

9:58PM: I’ve been completely sucked into ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GREATER, and not only am I smarter than a fifth grader… I’m a hell of a lot smarter than the moron contestants on the show.

10:02PM: I don’t think Hugo’s dad is ever coming back… hello eating disorder.

10:03PM: I hope Hurley’s not talking to a volleyball. Oh wait, Libby… that’s pretty touching actually.

10:03PM: Talk about unrealistic…. forget this mysterious island, time travel, suriving a plane crash…. Hurley catching up to Vincent (the dog in case you forget) in a race… not a chance.

10:12PM: Is that the VW bug from LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE?

10:13PM: Is the Chicken Shack in SMALLVILLE? What’s the deal with the meteors!

10:14PM: These two new Losties are already annoying me! Just too random. Does anyone even remember their names? What’s their story? When’s their flashback?

10:25PM: Finally, somebody asked about JACK! Geez, it took them long enough.

10:26PM: More classic lines from Sawyer… calling Hurley ‘Snuffy’, Jin ‘Hooked on Phonics’ Who is Kate going to for help?

10:31PM: Hmmm… I wonder if it’s a coincidence that Hurley’s dad returned just after Hurley won millions.

10:34PM: How old is that beer… that can’t be good.

10:41PM: I usually hate when people say this, but who didn’t know that Hurley’s Dad put the card reader up to that.

10:44PM: An idea… instead of wasting time building a car…. how about a boat… or a smoke signal to attract a plan… or a radio out of coconuts… oh wait, this isn’t Gilligan’s Island.

10:47PM: Can we all agree to put an end to Tim Allen and John Travolta’s career right now and pledge not to go see WILD HOGS? Please.

10:50PM: A Theory: Hugo’s Dad… Desperate for Money… Made the plane crash ensuring he would inherit the millions!

10:54PM: Okay, now it would be funny if they ran out of gas.

10:56PM: If the island’s taught us anything it’s that going into the jungle alone — always a great idea.

10:58PM: Rousseau… Yeah Baby… At least we know next week’s episode will be good. Thanks to everyone who dropped by, with special thanks to Todd W and RLW for taking the time to comment.