The TV Addict 

While promoting his upcoming flick, JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE, Jesse Metcalfe revealed that his character, John ‘the gardner’ will be back for season 3 of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. The twist is that he’ll be back with enough money to buy Gabrielle’s love. Apparently, his landscaping business took off! Of course with all the ‘perks’ he offers super-hot housewives, this TV addict isn’t surprised with his success.

In other Desperate Scoop, creator Marc Cherry has revealed that the third season will build up to a leading character being murdered. Naturally Cherry is mum on which housewife is getting killed! My vote is for TV’s most annoying (and clumsy) housewife Teri Hatcher.